twilight: "what? i don't think i studied you yet... are you new here? if your new then i'll need to run a few tests to confirm your species, count your eyes, send a letter to celestia, and put you in a jar to feed to spike when he stares at rarity's haunches for more than 4 seconds...."
im so sorry, in my mind: twilight is the Double D (ed edd n eddy) of mlp.... without the obsessive labeling of every single object in a room (including fucking dust particles and spiders).
Lol, I could just imagine Spikes reaction being that of him mentally saying "HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING SPIDER, KILL IT, KILL IT" seeing this just makes me think of the perfect prank to pull on a friend of mine when I see him again, or better yet my sister.
lol, try a teacher..... i snuck into my web class and hid a large plastic spider full of paintballs in its abdomen (yellow paint, looks gross) behind his computer...... his reaction when he punched it was priceless.
Twilight: Ahhhhhh! Wait! Is it what I think it is? RD: Pffff *snort* PP: Hihihihi Twilight: Yes it is! I wanted to study that spider for years! RD: Uh.... what? PP: Huh? Twilight: I.... is that a rope? And... Oh! It's a fake one.... RD: What the... Twilight: Pinkie? Is that you? That's not funny! I was so excited to find this very rare spider... PP: Uh..... sorry? RD: *sigh* Egghead.